he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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