I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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