The brown eye won't let me do that either.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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