R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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