So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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