my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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