if i can run in heels then i can drive
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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