school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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