Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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