does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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