Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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