Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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