Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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