Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
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