Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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