i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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