if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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