He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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