I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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