i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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