Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
His hands were made for my vagina.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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