How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
My brain says no but my pants say off.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize