she was so not down for the gang bang
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
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