good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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