You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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