hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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