just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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