I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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