oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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