i think my mom watched the whole time
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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