then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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