Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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