Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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