The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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