I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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