i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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