Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
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