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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
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