she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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