listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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