so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
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