Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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