nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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