Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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