he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
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