Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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