We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
