What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
MIDGETS
????
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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