everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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