So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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