This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
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