is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Text me some of your sweat
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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