Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize